1. Their band is called Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.
2. Their debut full-length is called Glistening Pleasure.
3. This is the album cover for Glistening Pleasure.
4. They're as kitcshy as CSS, but less likely to put out a vomit-inducing, sellout sophomore album.
5. The boys really fit in at parties.
6. It is impossible to listen to 'Beard Lust' and not immediately begin popping your booty while simultaneously wishing you had a full, thick beard.
7. They put out awesome videos.
8. They want to play a show for ancient Egypt.
9. 'Look at my facial hair! / Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere! / Where'd you get that beard? / I grew it! / How'd you get is so clean? / I SHAMPOO IT! / YEE-AHHHHHH!' - lyrics from 'Beard Lust'
10. Dude...They're called Natalie Portman's Shaved Head. Sweet.