This is the [fake] YE-LID exclusive on how Cool Catz were formed.
[Vanilla Ice enters the club. Sits down next to Del Tha Funky Homo Sapien.]
Del: Holy shit, it's Vanilla Ice!
Vanilla Ice: Yeah man, what's up?
Del: What've you been up to in the past twenty years?
VI: Y'know, just rap, beats, bitches. The usual. Been really working at my craft.
Del: So wait, you're saying you've become talented?
VI: Don't wanna be cocky, but fo sho.
Del: Then I challenge you to a rap battle. Right here. Right now.
VI: I accept.
[Del and Vanilla Ice both throw down dirty verses in the middle of the club. Crowd goes nuts. After much debate, battle is considered a tie.]
Del: Wow. That was incredible. I can't believe you don't suck anymore.
VI: I can't believe you managed to rap about bitches, what you had for breakfast, and the periodic table in thirty seconds.
Del: "Helium" and "feelin 'em" is a sick couplet.
[Both men pause.]
VI: We got that crowd pretty hyped...We really should start our own group.
[Vanilla Ice and Del high five and exit the club. End scene.]
"Nitro" is the killer first release from this group which includes neither Vanilla Ice nor Del Tha Funky Homo Sapien. But still: get excited.
Cool Catz - "Nitro" (Download)