Thursday, September 10, 2009

Billboard Thursday: Jay Sean - "Down (Feat. Lil Wayne)"

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You hear that noise? That's the sound of my brain exploding from how absolutely awful this song is.

Billboard's been really boring recently - BEP, Jay Sean, Miley Cyrus, Jay-Z, Kings Of Leon, and Taylor Swift have been the top six FOREVER - so now, after trying to desperately to avoid it, I'm mostly forced to write about "Down". There's really nothing redeeming about it. At all.

THE BEAT: Terrible. I feel like I've heard this song a million other times.

JAY SEAN: Terrible. He sounds like Colby O'Donis, but a shittier version of Colby O'Donis. And when shittier versions of Colby O'Donis exist, nobody wins.

LIL WAYNE'S GUEST VERSE: Terrible. Not only does he sleepwalk through it, but when Jay-Z tells you to stop doing auto-tune, you fucking STOP DOING AUTO-TUNE.

So yeah, that's all you need to know about "Down" in a few easy sentences. Listen at your own risk.

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